May 2013
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theuppitynegras: thecommandertoast: ofmagicandice: So I just gained a follower a few moments ago with the name maartin4life LISTEN TO ME WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU DO DON’T OPEN THEIR FUCKING PAGE I JUST OPENED IT AND MY AVAST ANTIVIRUS TOLD ME THAT THERE WAS A FUCKING TROJAN HORSE verified. it contains a malware bug encrypted inside the javascript.  SIGNAL BOOST
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I.. Just can't.. "/ded"
( sleepy ) Nocturn: THE GREAT GAHTSBEE
DormatoryMoss: DFHSDK XD
DormatoryMoss: YOU BROKED MY HEAD
DormatoryMoss: GAHD NAHT GOOD SPAHT.
DormatoryMoss: Old sport.
DormatoryMoss: Shirt
DormatoryMoss: Shit*
DormatoryMoss: That's what he says isn't it
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Fkxhvbddj
DormatoryMoss: I.. need to quit and sleep now
( sleepy ) Nocturn: You and me both
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Because
( sleepy ) Nocturn: http://nocturnofshadow.tumblr.com/post/50973586968
( sleepy ) Nocturn: ANYWAY
( sleepy ) Nocturn: :÷
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *:4
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *:3
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Fuggekdgd y fjdn
DormatoryMoss: Indeed. I agree. Fuggekdgd y fjdn.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: The nire tied I get the hard er it is to type
DormatoryMoss: XD That is a fabulous note to end on.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *more tired
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Dammit
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Shh
DormatoryMoss: £ ⊙ ♡■□~¤·
DormatoryMoss: I didn't know I could do that
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Russian hat and paper towel
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *PURPKE
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *purple
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Fffff-
DormatoryMoss: PAPERTOWELCAPE
DormatoryMoss: Yes
DormatoryMoss: This
DormatoryMoss: No
DormatoryMoss: Toiletpapercape
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Djavdbskg
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Rhat's okat
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *|}>□●》○★•□
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *that's okay
DormatoryMoss: Rhats okat.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Dammit why can I nor type
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *NOT
( sleepy ) Nocturn: GDI
DormatoryMoss: RHATS OKAT. RATS OF CAT?
( sleepy ) Nocturn: I HAVE TO PEE STOP IT
( sleepy ) Nocturn: I DON'T WANNA GET UP
DormatoryMoss: HE'S AN OLD IRISH DUDE
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Jdjagdjsjg
DormatoryMoss: RHATS O'KAT
( sleepy ) Nocturn: SjshaggejNDJQHWH
DormatoryMoss: HE'LL DRINK YOU UNDER THE TABLE IN TEN SECONDS FLAT
( sleepy ) Nocturn: nO
DormatoryMoss: YES
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Djagfhdkd
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Omg
( sleepy ) Nocturn: I need sleeo
( sleepy ) Nocturn: slEEO
( sleepy ) Nocturn: SLEEP
DormatoryMoss: SLEEEO
( sleepy ) Nocturn: WHY CANY MY THIMB FIND RHE P
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Djwhshebd
( sleepy ) Nocturn: I give up
DormatoryMoss: SLEEO THIMB
DormatoryMoss: I'M DEAD
DormatoryMoss: SLEEO THIMB IS SOME PUNK KID FROM THE THIRTIES OR SOME SHIT. A PENCHANT FOR PENNY LOAFERS AND PUNCHING THINGS
( sleepy ) Nocturn: I sweaR TO GOD
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Djsgvfjks
DormatoryMoss: NO REGRETS.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: ALL THE REGRETS
( sleepy ) Nocturn: BECAUSE I CANT FUCKING TYOE
DormatoryMoss: ARE NOT MIND.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: WHEN IM TIRED
DormatoryMoss: Mine
*
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *THPE
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *type
DormatoryMoss: FUCKING TYOE, ARE YOU?
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Fucking hell
DormatoryMoss: Well. Wait till Raht O'kat hears about this.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /flies into the sun
DormatoryMoss: Or Sleeo Thimb.
DormatoryMoss: Tyoe does get around, but I'm sure this will warrant the jealousy of both.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Gjsugdj
DormatoryMoss: I swear to god I'm posting this.
DormatoryMoss: It has to be done.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /rolls forever
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /rolls into the street
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /is under the street
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /rolls into the grudn
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *GROUND
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /emerges on the ither side if the wirkd
DormatoryMoss: No,do keep going.
DormatoryMoss: This just makes it better
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *other *works
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *WORLD
( sleepy ) Nocturn: SHH
DormatoryMoss: Good god.
DormatoryMoss: This is fantastic.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: shHH
DormatoryMoss: Nope.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /rolls into the space
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *into soaxs
( sleepy ) Nocturn: *SPACE
( sleepy ) Nocturn: FUCKING HELL
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /ded
DormatoryMoss: I love this so much.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: SHH YOU
May 22nd
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So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
May 22nd
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There's over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog...
ask-a-little-sister: girlwhodiesalot: ralph-the-gallade: askahoennbreeder: ask-crystal-the-gardevoir: hallowantvenom: sunrisethefangirl: typical-teen-with-digi-spirits: If you can’t reblog this… EVERYONE ON TUMBLR IS A DICK #confirm The lack of people who reblogged this… not everyone on tumblr are dicks you dick If you can reblog this then Sphere: Reblog...
May 22nd
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thegleefulhouseelf: kaliforniaa-dreamerr: theamazingrigby: sodamnrelatable: do you ever just look at your homework like this I look at people like this I look at everything like this I look like this
May 22nd
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carry-on-my-wayward-butt: guceubcuesu: hey Watchu got there a skull that connects to my spine hbu
May 22nd
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Dammit, Mako
( sleepy ) Nocturn: fucking MAKO logic
( sleepy ) Nocturn: >:|
Knight: AAAAAHAHAHAHA
Knight: I love the Mako.
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /drives up a hill
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Mako: HEY LETS SEE IF I CAN GET TO THE NORMANDY FROM THIS DUNE
( sleepy ) Nocturn: /Mako flies four hundred yards in the direction it's not supposed to
( sleepy ) Nocturn: Fuck dammit, Mako
( sleepy ) Nocturn: leaRN HOW TO ROVER
Knight: XD
May 22nd
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lilyjoy30-impala: mrswincestiel: casadelnovak: peeing while on ur period more like I’m sorry but I fucking died. So did everyone on Supernatural.
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Eurovision is actually a big deal because after we spent 1000 years killing each other we’ve decided to put our weapons aside and dazzle each other with our ridiculous singing performances, nice Russian grannies and gay Romanian draculas. 
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spadesslick: gloopday: The team team You forgot
May 22nd
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chris-noth: today on the bus all the little middle schoolers were talking and one of them was like “can we stop arguing about the bass?” AND EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM AT THE EXACT SAME TIME SAID “JUST DROP IT” AND STARTED WUBBING IM LAUGHING FOR FIVE HUNDRED YEARs.
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bedquest: my favorite thing about tf2 is that the fandom depicts all the characters as unbelievably steamy sex gods but in actuality every single character is a complete dork
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hungryhowie: saying “ow” when you get hit in a video game
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AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
crowbara: zorobro: fuckyesdeadpool: deadpool what are you doing MY SHIP
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fuckyeahgirlcrush: every time I listen to Florence + the Machine I turn into a literal meadow dwelling nymph who wears raindrops as hats and sunbathes on a lilypad
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